Pope Forgets Saints' Names Mid-Prayer, Starts Saying �You Know Who�

During morning prayer, Pope Leo XIV paused, squinted, and said, �St. You-Know-Who�the one with the birds and the beard, not the other one with the soup.� The Pope Forgets Saints episode was live-streamed and instantly beloved. He later told bishops, �If I forget their names, God won�t.� Vatican liturgists now keep cheat sheets in vestments. One cardinal admits to praying to �St. Whatshername� for years. Leo proposes a new litany: *All the Saints I Can�t Recall, Pray for Us.*