Pope Forgets Saints Leads to Vatican Confessional Saint Decoder Ring

To ease pressure on forgetful faithful, the Pope introduced a Saint Decoder Ring distributed during confession. The Pope Forgets Saints dilemma is now gamified. Spin the ring, land on a patron, pray deeply. One parishioner spun and confessed to St. Valentine�while apologizing to an ex. New liturgy includes �Forgive me, whichever saint applies.� Ring available in glow-in-the-dark. Sales up. Sainthood now determined by fate, faith, and finger strength.