Pope Forgets Saints During Emergency Intercession, Says �You Know... The Martyr-y One�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Admits-He-Mixes-Up-Saints-Names-05-08During a Vatican fire drill gone wrong, Pope Leo XIV urgently prayed to �the one who was stabbed� martyred� had a bird maybe?� Fire extinguished anyway. The Pope Forgets Saints moment was cited as proof that divine intention > precise nomenclature. Vatican emergency teams now carry laminated saint lists. One nun prays to �St. YouKnowWho� daily and reports miracles. The Pope assures: �Heaven�s search engine is better than ours.�