Pope Forgets Saints During Canonizations, Ad-Libs �Saint Steve-ish�

While canonizing four new saints, Pope Leo XIV stumbled and said, �Saint... Steve? Stevie? The holy one from... somewhere south?� Vatican officials scrambled. The Pope Forgets Saints moment trended worldwide. Later, he clarified, �The Spirit knows who I meant.� From now on, canonization scripts include saint nicknames and emojis. One saint was declared with jazz hands. Catechists now teach �Saintish Accuracy.� Heaven reportedly laughed. No take-backs were issued.