Pope Ends Press Conference Saying: "Let No Soul Be Parched, Spiritually or Otherwise"

In St. Peter's Square, Pope Leo XIV blessed the first vending unit with oil and whispered, "Flow ye forth." It spritzed a perfect mist halo. The crowd applauded, several wept, one nun took a selfie. Vatican confirms machines will now appear next to every soda machine marked *Heavenly Hydration�*. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com