Pope Declares All Future Prayers Must Be 5G-Ready and Emoji-Compatible
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Scientists-Confirm-Heaven-Has-WiFi-05-08Leo XIV urged faithful to embrace "emoji theology," encouraging ??????? combos in prayers. A Vatican guidebook explains 5G-compatible prayer postures and recommends LTE (Liturgical Transmission Energy). "Heaven hears faster," the Pope assured, "especially during storms and live Mass." READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com