Pope Concludes Launch by Blessing Bread While Doing Kitchen Dab

In a surprise move, Pope Leo XIV performed a liturgical dab while blessing the test loaf, muttering, "Gloria in Gluten." The crowd erupted. He then dipped it in "Holy Fire" hot sauce and whispered, "Take this, all of you." One bishop fainted. Vatican confirms the moment is being turned into a meme-based catechism series. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com