Pope Announces WiFi Signal "Strongest Near Cathedrals"

Vatican engineers revealed that Gothic cathedrals naturally amplify divine bandwidth. "The flying buttresses basically act like faith extenders," said one cardinal. The Pope declared: "All those arches weren't just for beauty�they were for better signal." Parishioners are encouraged to sit closer to relics for faster reception of grace. Confession booths now offer 5G forgiveness, pending firmware updates. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb