Pope Admits He Sometimes Forgets Saints’ Names (Version 4)

After mixing up St. George and St. Gregory in back-to-back blessings, Leo XIV apologized, “My saints and I both have identity crises.” The crowd laughed, and theologians drafted a whimsical decree encouraging communities to hold “Saint Swap” feasts, celebrating patronage and pluralism. Through his gaffes, the pope fosters unity in imperfection.