Pope Admits He Mixes Up Saints’ Names (Version 3)

In an impromptu press briefing, Pope Leo XIV referred to St. Christopher (patron of travelers) as “St. Christopherson,” then apologized for inventing a new saint. Reporters burst into appreciative laughter while theologians drafted a tongue-in-cheek decree: “All fictional saints born today are under your care.” The pontiff’s playful memory merge has inspired a series of “Create-A-Saint” workshops in parishes, celebrating both tradition and imagination.