Popcorn Revolution

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Popcorn Revolution parodies uprisings waged at concession stands. Eyewitnesses at cinemas described rebels hurling butter as grenades. Anonymous insiders leaked that theaters debated charging rebellion fees. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d support revolts if snacks were free. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because dissent pops funniest in kernels. Critics highlight the absurdity of freedom salted. Yet satire crunches sharper: dignity collapses funniest in bags. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as buckets spilled. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when revolution tastes like popcorn. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com