Popcorn Canonization Sparks Culinary Rivalry�Cheddar Side Declares Schism
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Popcorn-05-08*The �Savory Orthodox� reject sweetness. Pope Leo XIV pleads for unity: �One flavor, many kernels.� The Vatican hosts Popcorn Council I to reconcile the split. Caramelists cite Psalms. Cheesites appeal to Exodus. Inter-popcorn dialogue continues�with buttery tension.