Popcorn Canonization Expands Vatican Snack Policy to Include Cracker Jacks (Under Review)
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Popcorn-05-08*Pope Leo XIV formed the Congregation for Edible Theology. Preliminary findings: Cracker Jack lacks spiritual viscosity. Trail mix declared �too Protestant.� Gummy fish approved for Easter. Snack-based liturgies expected to rise. Eucharistic snacking revolution continues�kernels and all.