Popcorn Canonization Celebrated with �Popelcorn Festival� in Millennium Park
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Popcorn-05-08*The Pope�s mitre made entirely of popcorn. Choirs performed �Ave Maizeia.� Vendors sold indulgenced snack packs. Blessings issued via popcorn cannon. Clouds of cheddar mist filled the air. A small child proclaimed: �This is the best Church ever.� Nobody disagreed.