Popcorn Canonization Causes Miraculous Multiplication in Chicago Parish
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Popcorn-05-08*One priest claimed the bowl �just kept crunching.� Pope Leo XIV called it a �snackacle.� Local kids dubbed it �Loaves and Popcorn.� The bowl now enshrined in Plexiglass near the choir. Parishioners line up with seasonings in hand. Sainthood pending.