Pontifical Procrastination Results in Vatican�s �Intentional Incompletion� Office
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08-5*Pope Leo XIV blessed the ribbon-cutting�then didn�t cut it. Staff spend days pondering half-drafts. Memos signed �Eventually yours.� One cardinal refused to answer his phone in case it forced a decision. Bureau motto: �Half done is half divine.�