Pontifical Procrastination Leads to Holy Day of Indefinite Obligation
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08-5*Called �The Feast of Flexible Faith,� it honors all who *meant* to show up. Pope Leo XIV waves from balcony�eventually. Choir warms up, but never sings. Sacristans shrug reverently. Mass held whenever altar candles find their wicks.