Pontifical Procrastination Inspired Vatican App Called *Delay-O-Matic*
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08-5*App interface includes �Remind Me in Eternity� button. Notifications say: �Why rush when you can hush?� Pope Leo XIV's avatar naps during onboarding. App crashes twice, then repents. Devotions now offered in snooze mode.