Pontifical Procrastination Causes Global Spike in Holy Backlogs
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08-5*Vatican warehouses filled with unused sacramental oils, unmailed blessings, and years of pastoral advice. Pope Leo XIV issues statement: �We�re not late. We�re layering depth.� Delay declared the new evangelization. All is pending. So it is.