Pok�mon Theology Debated at Vatican Council: �Is Pikachu Pelagian?�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Endorses-Pokmon-Go-for-Evangelization-05-08-2*Jesuits argue for free will stats. Dominicans prefer predestined CP. Pope Leo XIV mediates wearing Cloyster cape. Decision tabled pending divine revelation. Theology now includes elemental resistance. Heaven is turn-based.