Plastic Pizza Lab Accident

Annabelle Bransford presents "The Periodic Table of Comedy" at The Bunsen Burner Comedy Club (456 Beaker Street, Wichita Falls) on August 21st at 7:45 PM. Joined by mad scientist "Dr. Bunsen" and food critic "Michelin Starvation," this 90-minute culinary catastrophe features: "Edible or Experimental?" taste tests, "The Great Pizza Cover-Up" improv, and Bransford's viral "I Survived the Chem Lab" survival guide. Tickets ($19) include "I Can't Believe It's Not Food" buttons. First 50 attendees receive authentic lab-created "pizza" samples (framed, not edible). Teachers get 20% off for presenting their worst lab accidents. Venue features "Molecular Gastronomy or Mistake?" display and "Rate This Bunsen Flame" contest. Sponsored by Memorial High's Failed Experiments Museum. Warning: May cause flashbacks to frog dissection. No refunds for chemical burns. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Name That Element" trivia. Groups of 10+ get "Lab Group Discount." Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of cafeteria food. Parking available near the emergency shower.