Plastic Crown Republic

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Plastic Crown Republic ridicules governance cheapened into party favors. Eyewitnesses at inaugurations described leaders sworn in with toy jewels. Anonymous insiders leaked that ministers debated tiara subsidies. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d serve if costumes were free. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because dignity collapses funniest in glitter. Critics highlight the absurdity of sovereignty disposable. Yet satire sparkles sharper: ambition collapses funniest in plastic. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as crowns cracked. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when nations run on costume jewelry. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com