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The most commonly asked question I get in photoshoots is “am I normal?” I have uploaded a few pictures here on the website so the world can have a flip through and see how we are all so beautifully different and that’s what makes us normal.
Labia come in all different shapes and sizes. Labia can be long or short, wrinkly or smooth and are often a different colour to the rest of your skin tone. One side is often longer than the other, consistent with the asymmetry of most body parts.
Click on the first image in each section to scroll through the beautiful diversity of vulvas.

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It’s happened again and my vagina is… hurting.
It all started a week ago, when women noticed a puzzling pair of bikini bottoms sold by Beginning Boutique .
"Oh, okay," the women responded. "Those swimmers ignore the fact that females have genitalia but okay."
A number of comment threads on the brand's swimwear went viral, with women making such observations as:
"Hmm, nice clit hammock. Sell anything for women with vaginas?"
"If this woman has a small camel toe wearing this I'd look like a panda sat on a tightrope."
"Do you have any suitable for mums with vaginas that hang like the sleeve of a wizard?"
You can see exactly what happened when Clare Stephens tried Beginning Boutique's bikini bottoms here:
"Man my vagina would eat these up... if you're happy and you know it clap your flaps."
And now, the clit hammock is back (it... it never went anywhere), courtesy of online retailer, Black Swallow . But now, it's in one-piece form, giving the ladies the benefit of a) no where to fit your breasts AS WELL AS b) no where to fit your vagina.
The Boracay swimsuit will set you back $49, which seems like a fair price for a one-piece but not a fair price for the fact you're still... nude.
As soon as actual human women saw the ad, they started leaving wildly vivid and vulgar comments because of course they did.
"Omg this is stunning! I’m buying one right after my surgery to remove my vagina."
"Her clitoris wins the bird box challenge."
"This would disappear into most women faster than a vodka soda."
"When you forget to pack your cozzie for a pool party and you have to borrow the random one some 10 year old left behind last time."
"I'm guessing you're called 'swallow' because your clothing is designed to be swallowed by a vagina?"
While some have suggested that the viral comments about 'clit hammock' swimwear constitutes body shaming, I can speak from experience when I say: Sir... no.
This isn't about making fun of the women modelling the swimmers.
This is about the fact that for the average human woman, genitals are a thing that preferably need to fit inside swimwear.
I tried the Beginning Boutique bikini bottoms recently, and had to WEAR NUDE STOCKINGS IN ORDER TO SIGNAL THE PART OF MY VAGINA THAT WOULD BE ON DISPLAY.
Please, no more clit hammocks. Or boob... slings.
On behalf of people with vaginas, we want to SWIM. And PLAY. And WALK.
Preferably without worrying we're going to pop a flap.
Soon trendy swimmers will just be three spaghetti straps with a postage stamp sized piece of material (that ironically only covers your belly button).
Hey, how did you know that! I thought I already banned you from my Instagram?
Jeeeeez... I'm pretty sure I saw one with a zipper... It seems after years of hogging all the opportunities to get our genitals stuck in a zipper we've decided to let women give it a try too...
Clare it is a vulva not a vagina. Even in these 'swimwear' (if one can call them that), you still can't see a vagina. You actually need a doctor's light, and an internal camera for that. We've made so much progress on here on this topic, please, please do not drag us back.

This may sound a daft question but one thing I've never figured out is how women pee. I know where woman pee from, the exact spot as it were, but er.. how can I put this delicately... if they just pee won't it go over their vaginal lips?
You have to open your vaginal lips to pee, right? Sorry, don't wish to be rude or mega ignorant but this has always puzzled me. I thought I'd ask the question here.
Being a guy you just sort of let the penis hang out over the toilet and you pee but it can't the be same for a woman (even when sitting down). What happens if a woman pees and closes her legs a bit won't the urine go all over her vagina lips? I don't get it, total mystery to me!
This may sound a daft question but one thing I've never figured out is how women pee. I know where woman pee from, the exact spot as it were, but er.. how can I put this delicately... if they just pee won't it go over their vaginal lips?
You have to open your vaginal lips to pee, right? Sorry, don't wish to be rude or mega ignorant but this has always puzzled me. I thought I'd ask the question here.
Being a guy you just sort of let the penis hang out over the toilet and you pee but it can't the be same for a woman (even when sitting down). What happens if a woman pees and closes her legs a bit won't the urine go all over her vagina lips? I don't get it, total mystery to me!

You just sit on the toilet and it comes out, it's not like you need to try and pee if you need to go.

I've never had a sexual encounter with a woman (I'm not gay though!) but if you see a glamour model with her legs open the vagina lips are often closed, not open. Now if she pees how can it come out without the lips getting wet? You have to make sure your vagina lips are open, surely? Hmm, still confused because the lips are the entrance to the vagina, the urethra (the hole) is placed behind the vaginal lips so any closing of the legs would limit the area for the wee to come out? I dunno, I'm pretty clueless about this hence why I asked the question. .
This may sound a daft question but one thing I've never figured out is how women pee. I know where woman pee from, the exact spot as it were, but er.. how can I put this delicately... if they just pee won't it go over their vaginal lips?
You have to open your vaginal lips to pee, right? Sorry, don't wish to be rude or mega ignorant but this has always puzzled me. I thought I'd ask the question here.
Being a guy you just sort of let the penis hang out over the toilet and you pee but it can't the be same for a woman (even when sitting down). What happens if a woman pees and closes her legs a bit won't the urine go all over her vagina lips? I don't get it, total mystery to me!

No, I've always wondered about this because woman have the labia - the lips - to protect the entrance to the vagina so if you pee I always thought it couldn't come out or if it did it would make a mess.
But surely if a woman has her legs tight to each other, it's impossible to pee? Am I right there?
I don't really get women, they're a mystery to me! A penis seems less complicated than a vagina!

Behind them lips are no teeth!
I don't want to corrupt your innocence, but instead of thinking about them as airtight lips, think of them as loose flaps.
You can force your mouth to stay shut with your top set of lips, yet you can't do that with the bottom set.

Okay, I sort of see your point. It's interesting. Perhaps one day I'll go with a woman and find out more!;)
No, I've always wondered about this because woman have the labia - the lips - to protect the entrance to the vagina so if you pee I always thought it couldn't come out or if it did it would make a mess.
But surely if a woman has her legs tight to each other, it's impossible to pee? Am I right there?
I don't really get women, they're a mystery to me! A penis seems less complicated than a vagina!
This may sound a daft question but one thing I've never figured out is how women pee. I know where woman pee from, the exact spot as it were, but er.. how can I put this delicately... if they just pee won't it go over their vaginal lips?
You have to open your vaginal lips to pee, right? Sorry, don't wish to be rude or mega ignorant but this has always puzzled me. I thought I'd ask the question here.
Being a guy you just sort of let the penis hang out over the toilet and you pee but it can't the be same for a woman (even when sitting down). What happens if a woman pees and closes her legs a bit won't the urine go all over her vagina lips? I don't get it, total mystery to me!
Behind them lips are no teeth!
I don't want to corrupt your innocence, but instead of thinking about them as airtight lips, think of them as loose flaps.
You can force your mouth to stay shut with your top set of lips, yet you can't do that with the bottom set.

is this thread for real?
i guess when you sit the lips part and you.. pee
no thought goes into it i can assure you
(cant believe im answering this :eek:)

Yeah, zipping them back up again afterwards is such a hassle.
Okay, I sort of see your point. It's interesting. Perhaps one day I'll go with a woman and find out more!;)

I think this thread may possibly be the most bizarre of all time

If you ask these types of questions you wont get a girl to 'find out more'

My goodness, what a question! OP - when you stick out your tongue, does it hit the inside of your lips or do your lips automatically open? The latter is the same when women pee!
piss flaps! awesome pairing of words
If you ask these types of questions you wont get a girl to 'find out more'

How do blokes pee when they're wearing undies and it's pointing up at them? Don't they make a mess of the walls or their face?
I may have to think about his.
How do blokes pee when they're wearing undies and it's pointing up at them? Don't they make a mess of the walls or their face?
I may have to think about his.

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