Piss Enema

Piss Enema

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My Sister’s enemas. From the time i could first keep in mind, I usually had a severe constipation difficulty.
That kid was actually fortunate! I never had gotten that ki…
Since I have was actually only a little child, I managed to get enemas every Saturday morning from my personal mommy, to clean me aside, plus enemas during month, whenever she thought I needed one. As I got really youthful, she’d make use of a squeeze light bulb means, with a typical enema nose. Shed has me personally lie down to my abdomen, on a towel which she’d wear my bed, and she’d complete the bulb from a pitcher of hot water with Ivory detergent in it. Shed keep re-filling the light bulb, and me personally, until I couldn’t capture any longer, where point she’d often coax myself into having another light bulb or two. After that, I’d sit truth be told there keeping they in providing I could. After the basic enema, i usually had to just take one or more a lot more enema, of uncontaminated water, unless she think I needed another soap enema, or I inquired for one. We loved the feeling to be penetrated, and liked what sort of liquid sensed entering me personally, therefore sometimes I inquired for the next one, in the event i did not believe I needed they.
friends, pals, or people realizing that I needed one, would acquire one, or ended up being obtaining one. Usually, she’d just determine anyone who was with her in the future into my personal space while she gave me an enema, so they could keep talking. While I happened to be constantly ashamed about my personal enemas, from the type of liking that feeling, and so I never protested. My personal sibling, who was several years older than we, ended up being a frequent viewer then though.
When I ended up being younger, i recall using my usual detergent suds enema through the light bulb, hence day it was an especially big one. I happened to be most connected upwards, therefore I recommended they, and mommy held coaxing me to capture another light bulb every time I shared with her I became full. She had myself hold it in more than I ever had, before she let me visit the restroom. As I returned, she informed me I needed another with soap, that we got glad to listen. She then explained that I happened to be large enough to make use of mature devices, therefore I’d be setting it up from the bag. In the beginning, I didn’t know very well what that meant, but I didn’t self trying something totally new. Very, we installed down on the bed, and she remaining to have the equipment ready. Whenever she came back she was keeping an open topped yellow bag, with extreme, black, douche nozzle regarding the end of the tubing, that has been glossy with Vaseline. We know i desired what water in me personally, and failed to mind the concept of a bigger nozzle, sometimes.
The moment I experienced the nozzle pressing against my ass, we instinctively lifted my personal hips around satisfy it. She said I became a very good boy about getting my personal enemas, and just how a lot she valued that. I happened to be in eden as she slid the nozzle better into myself than such a thing got actually penetrated, and that I cherished the snug suit if it was actually completely in. A moment after, we heard, for the first time, the absolute most great audio in the field: an enema clamp taking open. I absolutely liked the way the water simply flowed into my personal butt, pouring inside me personally, without having the stop and begin with the bulb. We got the complete bag without once inquiring her to cease, which had gotten me much more praise from their. Once I read the bag gurgle, and noticed it was unused, as she closed the clamp, we told her I liked this way of using enemas definitely better, and asked if I might take all my personal enemas in this manner to any extent further. She beamed, and explained however. We lay on the bed holding it in and sensation great, specially when We knew We nevertheless needed to capture a plain h2o enema following this any!
whenever particular everyone was in the home, particularly some cousins of mine who were expanded people. I became usually very embarrassed about getting them discover myself get my personal enemas, but i came across i really couldn’t reject having them see me personally bring all of them. Furthermore, I noticed my personal sis, who was really into the age of puberty by this energy, hardly ever skipped one. Actually, after a few weeks, my mama informed her that if she ended up being usually likely to be around, she should create herself of good use, and hold the case upwards. She always presented it very high, and would often stand-on the sleep and also have the tubing heading straight-up, easily was actually plugged upwards defectively, additionally the liquids would not come in. She liked to see me personally see my enemas, and was always telling Mom that she considered I had to develop any, that was fine with me.
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I am a little worried.... I got a bit drunked (And drugged) one night with a friend of mine who is HIV+. He wanted to piss up my rectum, and knowing that urine doesnt carry HIV i let him. But then i got a bit carried away and let him cum in me, thinking that the sterile urine would kill the HIV virus. Now i'm not so sure. Is is possible to contract HIV through this way? Please answer back asap.
You thought sterile urine pissed into your butt would kill HIV so you let your positively charged buddy pop his cork in your backdoor? WOWZA. Just how "drunked" and drugged were you?
Urine does not kill HIV, and anal receptive barebacking with a virally enhanced dude is extremely risky. You have reason to be more than "a little worried."
You ask if it's possible to contract HIV this way. The answer is absolutely. In fact it's the riskiest thing you can do sexually to acquire the virus. If this incident occurred less than 72 hours ago, you should begin a 28-day course of post-exposure prophylaxis (PEP) immediately. If more than 72 hours have lapsed, you should get HIV tested now as a baseline and repeat HIV testing at the three- and six-month marks. If you being to develop symptoms of HIV acute retroviral syndrome (ARS), such as fever, swollen lymph nodes, sore throat, rash, muscle aches and pains, and other flu-like symptoms, you should get an Aptima HIV-1 RNA Qualitative Assay test. This nucleic acid amplification test can detect HIV infection sooner than standard HIV-antibody tests and has recently been approved by the FDA for HIV-diagnostic test purposes.
Good luck. I'm here if you need me, OK?
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We previously chronicled how in the Internet age, the whole sex toy thing has gotten completely, terrifyingly out of hand.
Well, there's a whole new generation of devices that will get your blood pumping for all the wrong reasons. So have your nightmares welcome their new guests...
Admit it, every time you visit your local sex store you look up and down the aisles and are secretly ashamed and disgusted that there's not a single toy that can also double as some kind of medieval siege weapon.
Lucky for you, some perverse engineers thought the same thing and nipped that problem in the bud. As with all of the devices on this list, we'll leave it to your imagination as to what the thing looks like in use.
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This dildo, modeled somehow after a dragon wang, actually shoots jets of spooge for all those situations in which you need something like that to happen.
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Is that a radiation symbol on the side?
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Well, might as well get the dildos out of the way now.
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And are we crazy or is it physically impossible to breathe with that thing on?
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What’s one more bodily fluid between friends, right?
Welcome to the new BuzzFeed Sex Q&A, where you can ask us your awkward, confusing, gross, embarrassing, or thought-provoking questions, and we'll provide answers from leading sexual health experts. Have a question about sex or sexual health? Send it to sexQs@buzzfeed.com .
Q: My wife and I (both 23) have what I would call an extremely healthy, adventurous sex life. I have a question about something we do once in a while. Can I safely urinate inside my wife during intercourse? We don't do it all the time, but it feels amazing and turns us both on a lot. What are the risks to this? I haven't been able to find much information on it. We have done this in the past with no problem, but she is pregnant right now and we want to be safe. Thank you for the help; I was really excited to see you guys are doing this for people!
Hi Joe! Thanks so much for your question. To help answer it, we checked with sexual health expert Madeleine Castellanos, M.D., author of Wanting to Want , and certified OB-GYN Mary Jane Minkin, M.D., clinical professor of obstetrics, gynecology, and reproductive sciences at Yale School of Medicine. Here's what they had to say:
That's because urine is typically sterile, though it may contain some bacteria if you have an infection, like a bladder infection. "If a person's healthy and doesn't have any bacterial infections, there's not a whole lot of bacteria coming through urine, and if there is, it's the same as what would be in ejaculate," says Castellanos. So getting some pee on you isn't really anything to worry about health-wise (as long as it's consensual).
The only real concern would be messing with vaginal pH levels, which is the natural balance of acidity and bacteria in the vagina. A healthy vagina is naturally acidic, with a pH between 3.8 and 4.5, which helps protect against infections, says Castellanos. Tons of things can affect vaginal pH, including semen, but it's usually too small an amount to cause much trouble.
Although pee is also generally pretty acidic, it is possible that it could throw the vaginal pH out of whack, says Minkin. If this happens, it could make your wife more susceptible to things like yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis. "Some women — but not everyone — may be more susceptible to infection just because of the bacteria already present [in the vagina]," Castellanos says. "And this is assuming the urine is totally sterile."
But every vagina is different — while some are more prone to infections, others very rarely get them. If your wife has never ever experienced any irritation from this and she's never gotten a vaginal infection since you've started doing it, it's probably fine. "If [you] want to do it every once in a while, it probably wouldn't be a problem especially if she's not that susceptible to infections," says Castellanos. "But if it's done very frequently, some women might find it irritating afterwards."
That said, there are a few more things to keep in mind…
You definitely wouldn't want to do this with a bladder infection, since that could pass bacteria along to your wife. You should also be careful if you're diabetic, since there's a chance some glucose could pass through your urine, and you definitely don't want to introduce sugar into the vagina, warns Castellanos.
STIs are another concern, since anything that could be passed along through sexual contact could be passed when urinating inside your partner. "These do not come from the urine or bladd
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