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As someone who has to catheterise themselves regularly, due to my disability, I’m understandably quite into anything related to piss and urinating. I often use cardboard hospital bedpans in my work and simulate pissing in live performances.
A pissing contest or pissing match, as many probably already know, is an idiom that describes a situation where two or more people are competing with each other to show superiority, usually pointlessly.
I was happy to discover that pissing contests also exist in a literal sense where participants compete to see who can piss the longest, farthest, highest or most accurately. There are even Guinness World Records held in the sport. A woman in Italy is the current world record holder for the farthest piss created a 30 foot golden arch, although I can’t find her name.
Not only that, during combat, lobsters accompany their largest blows with a large squirt of piss out of their faces. Their bladders are located in their heads and they have nozzles under their eyes and antennae, where they release urine to communicate during mating or fighting.
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Installation #1: Explaining the male psyche
You’ve heard the term Pissing Contest ? Well, for us (men) this is a real and very serious thing. It must take place out of doors, preferably in a semi-public place so that there is an added element of risk . We like risk. We do not have contests standing at a urinal during happy hour. That would be considered bad form and kind of creepy.
Sometimes this leads to the master’s round, particularly if the athletes walked to the bar. During the walk home, we move into PPR (public pissing round). This is a freestyle event with only one contestant at a time. Once again our code of honor rules. The athlete not competing at the time becomes the judge. There have been times when the first competitor executes such a perfect round that the potential opponent yields and the match is over.
I hope this, and future installments will be useful in explaining the male psyche.
Bert Woodson currently lives on Florida’s Gulf Coast in Cortez, with his Rhodesian Ridgeback, Colt, and Colt’s kitty Woof. (Yes, he named him.)
Bert Woodson currently lives on Florida’s Gulf Coast in Cortez, with his Rhodesian Ridgeback, Colt, and Colt’s kitty Woof. (Yes, he named him.)
Thanks Melissa! I guess moderation is the key…..
Boys will be boys … And we wouldn’t have it any other way … In moderation anyway …
Thanks Marla! Pretty funny–my mother read this. She raised 5 boys. She asked me if there is any grain of reality to this, and if there is, she won’t tell… I told her that this is our world. She is confused.
I was hoping this was just a high school thing but after reading this, I’m not sure. Very entertaining I have to say. As a mom of two boys, I’m sometimes at a loss as to the male psyche. Can’t wait to read future installations on this. Thanks Bert!
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