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Everything you need to know about piss play, including why people like this particular kink to how to do a golden shower safely.
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While to some, golden showers are the butt of a Donald Trump joke, to others, they are an extremely erotic experience. Golden showers are one form of piss play , which is exactly what it sounds like: sexual play involving piss. Though they may seem easy to make fun of because most of us grew up with bathroom humor, we should probably be nicer when it comes to the topic of golden showers because a lot of people are into them, and kink-shaming isn't cool .
Some people engage in golden showers as part of BDSM . BDSM involves a power exchange in which one partner is submissive and the other partner is dominant. In this particular scenario, the dominant partner typically pees on the submissive. Other people just try them out because they're horny and bored. Let's talk about all the reasons people love golden showers and what you should know if you're interested in trying out this particular kink.
This particular kink is actually incredibly ordinary, according to the experts. "Urophilia — golden showers, piss play, and the like — is such a common kink that there are piss parties full of folks who want to explore this," says New York sex therapist and relationship counselor Michael DeMarco . New York City-based professional and lifestyle dominatrix Goddess Aviva adds, "It’s so common! People love to be peed on. And quite a few of them also like to drink it." In fact, an Australian survey says that around four percent of men have a piss play fetish, and Pornhub stats show that searches for "golden shower" (along with related terms) increased exponentially in 2017 after it was alleged that Donald Trump enjoyed watersports.
There are also quite a few online communities for folks to go who are interested in golden showers. In fact, the "watersports" (another name for piss play) group on the kinky social media website FetLife boasts over 25,000 members. Additionally, there are dating apps and websites specifically tailored to folks looking to find other kinky people to hook up with, including KinkD , BDSM.com , Fetster.com , and more.
Any time you are exchanging bodily fluids, there is going to be some risk. According to Kimberly Langdon, an OB/GYN and clinical advisor at Medzino Health , it's only true that urine is sterile if the person peeing is completely healthy. "Urine can spread disease, including bacterial, fungal, and viral infections," she explains. During a golden shower, this most commonly occurs if the recipient has an open wound.
"Regarding skin contact , urine will usually cause no harm if there are no fissures, broken skin or open wounds," Langdon adds. "If this is, however, the case, then urine can cause infection if the partner urinating has a bacterial infection and the urine comes into contact with wounds and mucous membranes."
So, if you're enjoying golden showers with someone whose health status you are unsure of, make sure there are no open wounds on you, and ask them to aim somewhere besides the mouth, such as on your stomach. Discuss your health with your partner; professional dominatrixes are already on it.
"With anything where you're sharing bodily fluid, you need to make sure that you’re not sick or have any kind of infection. It’s also really important to hydrate. The other factor that you should consider, is how close you are to someone’s mouth. A way to avoid that is to be above them," Goddess Aviva says.
First off, the person performing the golden shower will probably want to drink a lot of water an hour or so beforehand. Like, a lot. It's also important to pick the right place — golden showers probably shouldn't take place in your bed. "If you’re curious about golden showers, an easy way to do it is to be in the shower or bath. And if you’re not really into it, you can rinse it off right away," Goddess Aviva says.
Once you've figured out where it's going to happen (and who it's going to happen with), make sure that all parties know what the plan is and are fully consenting. Consent is the most important part of any sex act, after all. Have everything you want for clean-up nearby, and everyone should have a safe word ready, too.
Remember what we've discussed above — that urine isn't sterile, and that the person receiving the golden shower shouldn't have any open cuts or sores. If this checks out, then you're good to go, but be patient, especially if it's the first time trying this for either of you. Lastly, when you're all done, clean off, and if you feel like it, keep the fun going .
Other than clean-up and potential risks from fluid exchange, should this be something you want to try, you just have to make peace with your desire to try giving or receiving a golden shower and then discuss it with your partner(s) so you can experience one from a place of mutual enthusiastic consent.
"Owning your sexual expression from the get-go will put you on more solid ground once you're in a relationship to be able to have awkward or challenging talks about sexuality and how your sexual expression might evolve," Langdon says. Now that you know all about piss play, there's only one thing left to do if you want to try it for yourself — go find a partner who is into it, too. Happy kink month , babes.
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
So, NG, I made my girlfriend drink my piss tonight. And I don't mean I pressured her into it.
I've always had a piss fetish. I know I'm fucked up, but until this point in my life, it's always just been porn on my computer, tucked away in hidden folders that no one's ever found. I've also got a thing for abusive and degrading porn. Frankly, the hottest porn to me is when the girl clearly doesn't want to be doing it, but goes through with it anyway.
Well me and my girlfriend have been fighting all week. Absolutely no reason, she's just being a raging bitch about every tiny little thing. Everything's a big drama storm for no reason. Today was the same way. Just bitching constantly for no reason, and this night it turned into a screaming match. And then she started slapping me, and I wound up slapping her back. we were just shoving at each other for a minute, but I absolutely lost it, and I saw nothing but red. I wanted to fucking hurt and humiliate her.
So I slapped her again, grabbed her by the hair, and dragged her into the bathroom, and shoved her into the tub until she was laying flat on her back. I got in and pinned her under me, kneeling over her chest with her arms at her side, and pulled out my dick and started pissing in her face. She reacted about how you'd expect, with a 'wtf' cringing and struggling. So I slapped her again, hard. And again. and told her to open her mouth, and when she didn't, I slapped her again, and she did. I started pissing into her mouth again, and she closed it and cringed away, so I slapped her AGAIN, just about as hard as I could, and told her to open her fucking mouth. I told her to swallow when I started pissing again, and reared up like I was going to slap her again while I pissed. She swallowed it all until I was done.
At this point, I figure, I'm allready going to prison right? I lost my temper, and that was that, I was done. But since I'm about as turned on as I'd ever been, I figure I might as well enjoy this scene while I'm there, her hair and face wet with piss, slapped beat red, and crying her eyes out.
So I jerked off onto her face. It took me a minute too, and she just stared at me, crying, until i came all over her. Then I pushed the cum into her mouth, and she swallowed without me having to tell her too. I also rubbed cum in her eyes for good measure (I heard that stings really bad).
And then I left. Went out, changed my pants, sat on the couch, and just. sat. Quietly, waiting for her to get up the courage to get out of that tub and go call the cops. I wouldn't have stopped her.
Instead, I heard the bathroom door shut, and the shower start up. I thought she was killing herself. It crossed my mind to intervene, but self-preservation made me let it takes its course.
She didn't kill herself though. The shower stopped, and she came out in her bath robe, hot pink (the shower must have been very hot) and her face still puffy from crying/eyes red and swollen (from the cum I guess). This is where it gets surreal. to me at least. She comes over in her robe, and curls up at my side quietly, laying across the couch, like I DIDN'T just beat the shit out of her and use her as a toilet. She starts stroking her fingers across my back, and says really quietly "I'm sorry I was such a bitch today...you know I love you" I honestly had no idea how to react /b/. I just reached down and stroked her arm while she stroked my back. After a few minutes of quiet, she climbed over and started kissing my penis, sucked me for a minute, and then climbed on top of me. We had sex three times, good sex too,
She's in bed right now like nothing happened.
Where the fuck do I go from here? This is like some fucked up dream where nothing makes sense.
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
I need Monet, to buy DeGas to make my Van Gogh. I tried to Hale a cab but my Whistler didn't Turner 'round.
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
At least edit your copypasta to pertain to Newgrounds....
Niiiiiiceeee.
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
"You know you fail in life when you fail to end your failure"
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
You've got a long way to go. Internet. IS FOR PORN!
Also how the heck did you discover yourself to be a piss fetishist.
It's called a period, live with it.
Dibble and your house makes perfect sense.
What a load off old bullshit.
I don't belive it. And I never will.
Unless I see pics, OR VIDS.
Maybe me, you and your girlfriend should meet up sometime, I'm a leg fetishist :)
I'm also LA-SAURUS!
And I'm black, therefore, superior than you.
And all white girls like black people.
EDN. OH wai-
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
Joel Schumacher wants to turn that story in to a movie.
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
If serious (unlikely) I hope your eyes get taken out with a rusty hook and when you're in prrison i hope your asshole gets ripped by Bubba
Proletarii vsekh stran, soyedinyaytes'!)
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
You were going to be my new hero... that is, until I saw this.
Now you're nothing but an unoriginal, uncreative stealing twat that lies on the internet in order to gain a fake sense of popularity with a bunch of people who couldn't give two shits about you in life. You're nothing but a fucking pathetic ass nobody loser that probably couldn't beat off on a girl if your life partner was stroking your cock for you.
Get the fuck off Newgrounds and leave /b/ forever... you're exactly the type of cock sucking worthless shit nobody wants around. Seriously, end yourself.
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
you were so high you chewed on candle wax for like an hour | Join the TF2 club.
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
thats kinda ass holish to make her drink piss wtf
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
lolomfgisuck: Wow, that was a bit harsh.
The Chemical Brothers Vs. The Beastie Boys - Intergalactic Dust We Trust
Sig of win courtesy of InsertFunnyUserName .
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
im pretty sure you made up that story but if by some reason it is real your messed up and i think you said some thing about that but any way since she was alright with that than what the hell it didnt happen
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
tast copypastea..... it will go good with my side of ranch shit wads like you
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
She might not have called the cops but I sure as hell am.
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
loooooooooooooooooooooooool that really funny shes probably a goth bitch
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
Have sex again and again until tomorrow when you do everything again.
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
Thats a good story. I cant tell if this is real or not. 1. its friggen rediculous
2. its wierd.
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
lilcheeselad says: You can't blame EyeLovePoozy for being a douche, he can't help it.
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
If anyone offers you food, don't eat it.
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
Ooh, they have Tokyo Red Riding Hood on that page. I gotta re-download all those mangas someday...
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My girlfriend drank piss
Jun 1, 2007
Ok seriously guys everyone needs to stop letting 4chan bleed into the rest of the internet right now.
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My girlfriend drank piss
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