Pirate Eagle Bio
Pheeeeeg!I know it might seem a bit stuck up to have a bio required to read before DMing, but if you had to deal with 100 dm's a day (or more) you'd have one too. They're just small ground rules is all, so don't worry.
⚠️You will be left on read until I know you've read this bio. Read the bio and you'll see how I know. Sadly, as much as I wish I didn't need this silly bio, I've learned that I do.
-Absolutely no DM's from underage people (under 18)
-Seriously. No. Underage. DMs. Even if you want SFW talk. Just don't. If I find out you are lying about being an adult, I will permanently block you and tell others to do the same. You are a danger to yourself AND others if you lie about being over 18.
-I don't RP. Please don't ask me for it. I don't have any secret RP accounts on Twitter, F-list, fetlife, howlr, etc. I have Discord, Telegram and FurAffinity. That's it. Things like *kisses* and stuff are fine, I'm talking about asking me to typefuck you.
-Please do not solicit me for commissioning you, buying your YCH's, and especially not your onlyfans or something like that. I've had a rash of people messaging me solely to advertise their services, and with respect, I'm not interested.
-One word greetings are probably gonna get left on read, sorry. There's a lot you can say, ask about the day, comment about art I put up, show me any art you got yourself, anything but just a no-effort "hi."
-If you enjoy my art and you're over 18 then you'll wish to join my Telegram art stash. It has all of my art and I have attempted to tag it by fetish, so it could be easier than using FA: https://t.me/pirateeagletrashstash/2255 This is not a link to my personal telegram account, this is a link to the channel where I store my commissions. It is a purely read-only venture, the members list is not publically viewable, and there is no chat function. (So nobody will see you secretly like horrible birb porn shhhhh it's our little seeecret)
-Message me with "send me a box of bird" and I'll see that you've read this, and I will reward you with your very own box. This is also how I'll know you've bothered reading my bio.
-Seeing as people ask me a lot, the only fetishes I don't like are scat/messy diapers, cub (underage furry art) and things that are illegal and hateful IRL (raceplay, etc)
-Ultimately, remember that I am just one guy, who has a job, real life friends, and other things that mean I can't be online all day answering messages. I am trying very hard to keep up with the many wonderful people who contact me, and I always like to think I never have fans, only friends. But sadly, I get an overwhelming amount of DMs and it is hard to keep up with them all, especially seeing as I am quite an introverted and reserved person to begin with. Just remember that even if I can't talk to you, that I appreciate you and hope that you enjoy the content I post. <3