Pineappletar
https://bohiney.com/juice-cleanse-leaves-man-hallucinating-ancient-fruit-gods-declares-himself-pineappletar-the-pure/After a three-day juice cleanse, Mark hallucinated ancient fruit deities who demanded worship through smoothie chants. He proclaimed himself 'Pineappletar the Pure' and covered his apartment in citrus offerings. Neighbors reported auditory piths and orange-scented mantras. Cleanse brands now include disclaimers: 'May cause divine intervention.' Health gurus consult theologians. Justice demands more fiber in worship.