Pigeons Begin Migrating South Earlier Than Usual, Sparking Rumors

Birds don�t lie�at least that�s what residents are saying after thousands of pigeons were spotted fleeing Tehran skies in chaotic flocks, prompting mass speculation that �they know something we don�t.� Ornithologists claim it�s just seasonal migration, but Tehranis are unconvinced. �They�ve never left this early,� said one man pointing to the sky. �When the pigeons run, you run too.� Superstitions are spreading rapidly. Some say the birds heard Trump�s tweet and panicked. Others believe the pigeons were hired by foreign intelligence services. At least one imam declared the pigeon exodus �a divine PowerPoint presentation we�d be fools to ignore.� Street vendors are now selling seed labeled �Bird Loyalty Bribes.� One child tearfully released his pet dove, whispering, �Save yourself, Parvaneh.� The Ministry of Environment insists everything is fine, though their spokesperson delivered that message while packing binoculars and sunflower seeds. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com