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It was one of those bitter cold winter days when, in the evening after work, I took my camera to reconcile the sun setting with the dreamy winter landscape. The project seemed to me not to succeed this evening, because I was always in the wrong place to get a beautiful landscape. So I decided to return to Field 1 and capture a small detail of this beautiful "snowy world". Meanwhile, the sun was almost over the horizon and I had little time left to catch it together with the snow. Suddenly I saw those little ice crystals on a forest edge, and noticed that the sun was barking at them. They sparkled so brightly that I grabbed the camera with pleasure and took one picture after another. The light was so brilliant that it seemed to me that these ice crystals were dancing in this light. And I danced with joy when I could see how beautifully the sunlight turned these ice crystals into a warm and pleasant element.
I was just amazed and told myself that no human being could create such a beautiful thing, even if he wanted it. No, the Creator alone shows us His greatest miracles.
By the way: On this little trip into the nature, I almost jerk off my fingers, because I can use the camera badly with gloves. The temperature was about -10 °. But what is not very important, because at the sight of this picture I get really warm again.
Small detail: What you see here as a small, fine piece of the ice crystal, you will find in my last picture to thousands on the beautiful white trees. I can not imagine a more beautiful decoration than this, if only one element of these crystals looks so beautiful.
Yeah, I'm back again. Something's been on my mind a lot lately. All about how big the world is, and how disconnected we all are. You could be going through some of the roughest shit in your entire life, yet out of the billions of people who live here, none of them really care.
People still go about their day like nothing has happened - and rightfully so - why would my personal life mean anything to them? Just because I lose someone close to me, doesn't mean the entire population has to suddenly stop what they're doing and mourn. They will carry on with going to work, buying groceries, jerking off, whatever it is... life must always carry on.
So then I ask, are our lives so insignificant, so meaningless, that when we all inevitably get snuffed out, it will have meant nothing at all?
I watched him until he disappeared around the corner toward his house before I punched the street-light. I spent the next five minutes inventing new swear words while trying to get the scent of his cologne and the shape of his mouth out of my mind. I paced under the streetlamp for another five minutes, approximately the length of time it would take him to get home, before I admitted to myself I didn't have the courage to follow him.
I didn't want to go home. Home was a mostly empty apartment four blocks down 5th toward the Gas'N'Go. I knew what would happen when I got home. I'd grab a beer out of the fridge. I'd sit on the couch. I'd put in one of the porn DVDs that I had ordered (and hidden behind the family photo frames) from that leather shop in the city and jerk off thinking about the way Rath smiles when he's about to lean over and whisper something in my ear about the chicks at the bar checking us out. I'd yell as I came. The neighbor upstairs would throw a book on the floor, and I'd go to bed. Alone.
It was Saturday night, okay technically Sunday morning, and in about five hours the bells would start ringing from the Baptist Church across the street and the little old ladies in their pastel hats and sensible church shoes would be chattering like the little scandal mongers they were.
I started down Main instead, heading toward the park. In a small town like ours, the only thing in the park at this hour were kids who snuck out of their parents house or guys like me.
No, not like that . I wasn't going for a cruise. It was just where people like me ended up. People who didn't want to go home.
By the time I got to the park I had built up a enough steam that I was just furiously pissed off at everthing. My hands were shaking, my jaw hurt from being clenched so tight, my vision was blurry from the tears I refused to cry. I was being stubborn, I know that now.
If I had been thinking clearly when I heard the sounds coming from the lake, I would have gotten the fuck out of there.
you've really got to look bigger to appreciate what's going on here.
Currently my most-viewed photo on flickr by a factor of 10. Leave a comment and make me feel special but don't be a creep.
I can't believe I have to say this but if you're going to jerk off to this photo don't bother to favorite it first. If you only favorite photos of children's feet (and/or nudity) then I will block you. Don't be that guy.
look at all my petticoats crammed under this skirt..Hope it does`nt rain on them...
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I bought a new cool black bathing suit. Unfortunately my waterproof suntan lotion left marks on it that wouldn't come off. I looked like a pervert who jerks off at the beach, I didn't dare to come near kids.
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My first try with a point and shoot...
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The nice thing about the flickr rules for free accounts, like mine, is that it stimulates the imagination. In this pic you see me exactly as you might encounter me on a sunny day in the green outdoors. You can imagine us having a friendly chat. You can also imagine me getting completely naked and masturbating.
I don't have a photo of friendly chatting. For that you really need to rely on your fantasy. The other option can be seen here:
You can contact me on telegram t.me/edtoohey
This picture was taken the moment before my arm was ripped off; and like Captain hook, I've always been hunting the fucker who stole it. I call him Mr. Right - because that was a piece of me I lost that day. Oh how we take our dominant hand for granted, the one which we use to communicate, feed ourselves and jerk off with.... I'm sure you can sympathize with my pain.
We've spotted a pair North of the Epix Slums last night while tying one on and relaying old stories like this one. I have a feeling that there will be more tales told by the burning garbage barrels soon. There have been others spotted about, I hope they are friendly, I hope they like smores...
clblue Wetsuit for Ladies(short). Fitted mesh
.ID. Light Sensitive/Bloodshot - Light Brown
Letis Tattoo :: LOVE & HATE Sleeve :: HATE :: 75% :: H13004
[MANDALA] Omimi Stretched Ears : Tunnel Hole size 5
Slink Visage Mesh Head Alpha (Slink hands and feet Included)
Slink Avatar Enhancement Feet Flat V2.2
Slink Avatar Enhancement Hands V2.1 - Relaxed
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My wife is so full of understanding! She dressed like this and reveils her feet just to give you a good reason to jerk off! If you want to see more of that, click here: www.flickr.com/photos/feetinnylon/albums/72157719051979454
Thank you loves ♥ Quincy ♥ Ethan ♥ Blair♥
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Down line Assistant Director Larry Katz Interviews 'Fox 1'
Larry: How was it working with Twain ? This was his first time both directing a movie and taking a photo ?
Fox 1: *rolls a smoke. lights it up, takes a drag and begins to answer*
Fox 1: He's like all new first time directors. A real dick. A pain in the ass.
Fox 1: Too much direction when none was needed. Running around the set, clapping his hands and screaming, 'c'mon people, only thirty more minutes of daylight'. That kind of s--t. And, by-the-way. We're not exactly human. As if he hadn't noticed. The prick.
Larry: Hmm. Well. How was the pay ?
Fox 1: Not good. I had no face time. So I was not paid well.
Fox 1: Yeh. I'm the fox sitting right next to dim-wit Twain. See ? You can't see my face. Just the back of my head. The other two foxes you can see their faces. They were paid much better than me.
Larry: But. .. But ? They are only sleeping ?
Fox 1: That don't matter. Their snouts are showing. So they got twice the Union scale. That's just how it works. *Lets out a long sigh and stamps out his smoke*
Larry: This movie was a remake of the original 'A River Runs Through It' Directed by Robert Redford. It did quite well at the box office.
Fox 1: Yeh. I remember. This one won't make it. Twain has been pushing it hard to every movie distributor throughout the USA. Sony, Disney, Miramax, HBO, even the people that took up the first 'Rocky' movie won't touch this thing.
Larry: How will Twain make his money back ?
Pfffffft ... It's headed straight to every retailer and their DVD section. If he's lucky, maybe a 'Target' exclusive.
Larry: Did Twain as a director allow you as an actor to improvise ? To breath in your part ?
See how I'm sitting there looking all relaxed .. ? It was torture !
Even while he was taking that photo he was barking out directions to me. Ordering me which way to place my tail .. how bushy to make it look. 'Breathe in the part ' ? He was suffocating me !
Larry: So you won't be working with him again ?
Fox 1 : Hell no ! I'm going straight back to Disney. Sure. At Disney I might have to do some stupid dance routine with the likes of Dick Van Dyke or some other has been. But the pay is decent. I get some face time. The food is good. The hours are humane. And no first time directors like jerk-off Twain !
Larry: Well. Thank you for sharing your experience on the set.
Fox 1: Yeh. Whatever. You promised me a crisp one-hundred. Pay up and I'll be on my way.
Fox 1: *lights up another smoke. Grabs the money*
Fox 1: Thanks pal. Just enough for cab fare to Disney Studios. Give my best to old Twain boy.
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I am afraid that I have to give you permission to jerk off on her perfect hosed sole. If you agree, don't forget to see the rest of the photo set here: www.flickr.com/photos/feetinnylon/albums/72157719098360525
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And since I'm not paying another 7 dollars a month for an account, I'll be pulling my restricted content and putting it on my Loyal Fans. So any of yall niggas that have been jerking off to my pixel nudes you better get one last session in before they're gone. Don't act like you don't have entire flickr albums dedicated to all the avatars you fucked. I know all your secrets. If you want spank material you will have to follow me elsewhere, and *gasp* possibly have to pay for my porn. Imagine that. (flips all of you the middle finger)
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