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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression
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The game of love is really as tough as trying to survive alone in the desert without Bear Grylls commanding you and watching over you. In fact, there is absolutely no help in this game, and all you have to rely on is your wits, your aptness for understanding people, and even on the way you look, for Chrissakes! And while we also can't offer any substantial help with catching your big fish, we can at least guide you to the right path in making that elusive perfect first impression. How, you ask? Easy - with this list of cheesy pick-up lines!
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“I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness.”
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
“If beauty was a grain of sand, you’d be a thousand beaches.”
“I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!”
“I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!”
I would go on a date with someone if this is how they asked me out tho
“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
“If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.”
“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
“You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
i think we could have history together
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!”
“Girl, if God made anything prettier than you, I hope he kept it for himself.”
“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”
Ok corny now has hit the friend zone
“Are you good at math? Can you replace my X without asking Y?”
This would definitely make me laugh!
“Your eyes are like IKEA. I'm totally lost in them.”
“When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.”
“I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.”
“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
*picks you up and puts you in a bag* b/c thats how it works
“You’re like the Renaissance after the Dark Ages. You light up my world.”
This one is not too cheesy! The answer is still no, but not because it’s a cheesefest…
“My favorite word is ‘menu.’ Because it has me-n-u.”
It's one of my favorites because it tells me about food
“I must be in a museum, because you’re a work of art.”
"Actually that would be a gallery, I must be in a museum because you're a dusty old relic."
“Are you Greek? Because you look like a goddess.”
“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“They say nothing lasts forever — so would you be my nothing?”
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
Dude I know someone is gonna get wielded out if you say that
“I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.”
Have another drink, it’ll do the trick.
“Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!”
That's just my gas clearing the room
“Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!”
“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
Google searches include porn, more porn, wrist braces, furrie porn.
“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
no....i ran them over thats why.......now please go away before i break out of my cell and stab you with my shank-toothbrush.... :>
“Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”
I used a similar one: “Where is your favourite place in the world? Mine is next to you.”
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
"My other two? This pole for you to be tied too, and this firing squad."
“You must be made of Copper and Tellurium — because you’re CuTe!”
[insert periodic table themed comeback here)
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
No it was a Total Eclipse of the Heart
“Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.”
“I’m no astronomer, but I’d still give you the sun, moon, and stars.”
“You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
So you killed my boyfriend and made a shirt out of him? gross
“I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”
And historian who knows no dates? pass
“I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.”
“Well im not from the IT department so i can’t fix that”
“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
Plot twist: He actually got blinded and is really gonna sue...
“I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are ‘Common Sense.'”
I like the historical reference here & it would impress me even more if the person had actually read "Common Sense." I love an intellectual!
“Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!”
“Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!”
“NASA called, they said that you’re out of this world.”
“Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
Knew I forgot to change the password
“You must be nitroglycerin. Because you’re dynamite.”
“Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
“Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me. So, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.”
Nothing that starts with "hey baby" will ever impress me!
“Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun!”
“When I look at you I feel like I’m a pirate and just found my buried treasure.”
I wouldn't have used the word 'buried'. The implications are off-putting.
“Hey, excuse me. You have a bit of cuteness on your face.”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
Sorry but I don't think this is going to develop..
“Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.”
“I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?”
Alpha male vibes, run the other direction.
“You remind me of a dictionary in the way you add meaning to everything.”
It's cheesy but kinda cute... Not as a first pick up line
“Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”
Sorry you need to dig somewhere else. Maybe you should look for your mummy.
“You’re so hot you denature my proteins.”
I didn't mean to, get away from me.
“If there was no gravity on this planet I would still fall for you.”
If there was a whole plant that had no Mass it would all gravitate towards you and crush you
“Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.”
“Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.”
“If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.”
“Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.”
“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!”
Not if our first flight only lasts 12 seconds
“Are you a thief? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
While I'm making progress.. I'll take your wallet too.
“Are you the city of Ancient Rome? Because you’re on fire!”
“If I had a penny each time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have one penny.”
“Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours instead?”
“You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.”
“You must be tired from running through my mind all night.”
Not so tried to run from you.......
“I might need crutches. You make my knees weak.”
Nope, that's me hitting them with a
“My mom told me life was like a deck of cards. So, you must be the queen of hearts.”
“Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.”
“You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!”
I'm not into strangers asking for money, lol.
“You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”
"No, I’m Finnish. Finnish with this conversation!"
“You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.”
“My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.”
“Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I’m attracted to You.”
We must have the same charge, because I'm repulsed by you
“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
“Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!”
There's a heavy penalty for an early withdrawal
“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”
“Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.”
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
“Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.”
"Because you are small and wrinkly and keep trying to phone home."
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’”
I think you're probably the vegetable in this case.
“I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?”
Are you a Minecraft mob? Because you seem like a creeper
“You must be a witch/wizard. Because you’re magical.”
“Is your name John? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you before.”
it should be I’ve never Cena guy like u before…who names a girl john
“You know what you and planet earth Earth have in common? You’re both getting hotter each year.”
I can see this one going hilariously wrong in at least 2 ways.
“Your dad must be a jewel thief, because he stole two diamonds from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
Dear lord I remember hearing about this one over 20 years ago. Still just as terrible today
“If you were an American President you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.”
"And you are going to be assassinated!"
“Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.”
How is this a chat up line? I want you to look like a soulless mannequin at all times.
“I didn’t think I believed in love at first sight, but I seem to have made an exception for you.”
Cute, but maybe a bit too much pressure...
“Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”
“Do you like vegetables, because I love you from my head tomatoes.”
Head tomatoes just sounds like a medical complaint.
“If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”
“Call me Shrek, because I’m head ogre heels for you.”
“Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.”
“I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access?”
“Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”
I remember the earthquake exhibit at the local science museum would play "I feel the earth move under my feet" on the "radio" in the exhibit. When I was a kid. In the '80's. I mean, it was cute there but as a pick-up line?
“Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!”
I am magically delicious, but be warned, my marshmallows could contain caustic substances!
“Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?”
“Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet!”
“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”
“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
"Also you are rude and condescending to foreigners."
“If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
“Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night.”
“Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I’m taken with you.”
So you're saying you're sex trafficker...
“I must be psychic, because I see you in my future.”
I must not be fully awake, because I read this as “…I see you in my furniture.”
“You’re my favorite type of pie. A cutie pie.”
be better if it was coconut cream pie!
“Are you the Reign of Terror? Because I’m losing my head over you.”
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
please no I've had this one said to me and I'm actually from tennesee
“Is it hot in here, or is that just you?”
Careful. When you play with fire you risk getting burned.
“Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.”
"It's a little too clingy and hard to maintain."
“I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.”
“On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... and I'm the 1 you need.”
I just need one more 1 to dial the cops
“Are you a door? Because you are adoorable.”
Sorry, but this totally sounds like something a 4yo would say.
“Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple!”
Or if we were a fruit we would be a
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
“I was feeling a little off today — but you’ve turned me on again!”
“Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”
"But your voice is giving me earache."
“My love is like a tidal wave, and you’re beachfront property.”
“Your name must be Katniss. Because you’re starting an uprising in my district.”
does that mean I get to put an arrow through you?
“I bet dentists hate you, because you’re so sweet.”
“If you were two letters of the alphabet you would be Q and T.”
“With all this electricity between us, you must be Zeus.”
“Somebody call the cops. Cause it’s got to be illegal to look that good.”
Uuuhhh. You probably wanted by the police.
“Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!”
“Are you from Starbucks, because I like you a latte.”
“Your lips look so lonely… would they like to meet mine?”
If I'm continuing to press mine against themselves.... They'll never be lonely
“If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot because I'd always miss you.”
“My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.”
“You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.”
You can look in the sky.. you can go climb a tree... but save me your poem and get away from me.
“I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.”
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
Incinerate hazardous waste, like you.
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”
"let me.... Let me help u..." *pokes finger in his eyes
“I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.”
Can I tell you about Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior?
“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.”
Did you know for hibernation they create a sort of b u t t p l u g to keep from pooping in their cave?
“You must be a compound of barium and beryllium. Because you’re a total BaBe.”
You need to get out of the lab more.
“Call the CDC! Your smile is contagious.”
So wear a mask so I don't have to look at your face
“If you were an item on the McDonald’s menu you would be a McHottie.”
Make sure your mommy will let you have a Happy Meal
“I’ve got all these forks and knives. Now, all I need is a little spoon.”
Your one place setting short of a dinner party
“Was that cannon fire, or is my heart pounding?”
It was a cannon. I stopped the pounding! You're welcome.
“Baby, forget tonight. Let’s block out the next 50 years!”
Let me start by blocking out tonight..
“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”
“Your name must be coca cola, because you're so-da-licious.”
How can you know.... W-without t-trying..... :0
“Your heart stops when you sneeze. It’s just the same as what happens when I look at you.”
“I’ll nickname you banana, because I find you a-peeling.”
“Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be, because you are BeAuTi-ful.”
Are you the "ful"? Cuz your full of it
“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
Too much work to flay your skin off and make you into one
“Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!”
“Are you Britney Spears? Because I want a piece of you.”
Oops you did it again... Keep going and I will.. Hit you baby one more time
“You must be Ancient Rome circa 476 C.E. because I’m falling for you.”
“Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all!”
“Are you a cat, because I'm feeling a connection between us.”
“Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
“I don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me?”
“I would buy you a drink, but I’ll be jealous of the glass.”
Make it a double.. oh hell just leave me the bottle
“You’re so cute you make me stutte
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