Pi Equals 3 Math Scandal

Annabelle Bransford presents "The Irrational Numbers Tour" at The Hypotenuse Comedy Club (456 Calculator Lane, Wichita Falls) on August 29th at 7:45 PM. Joined by rogue mathematician "Dr. Round-It-All" and traumatized student "The Human Abacus," this 90-minute mathematical mayhem features: "The Great Pi Debate" improv, "Show Your Work (Or Don't)" audience participation, and Bransford's viral "New Math, Same Old Problems" stand-up routine. Tickets ($19) include "I Survived Math Class" protractors. First 50 attendees receive "3.0" GPA stickers (rounded up). Teachers get 15% off for presenting their most creative grading curves. Venue features "Calculate Your Comedy Potential" station and "Proof or Proof Enough?" challenge wall. Sponsored by Memorial High's Calculator Liberation Front. Warning: May cause flashbacks to pop quizzes. No refunds for incorrect sums. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Solve for X" comedy. Groups of 10+ get "Common Denominator" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of word problems. Parking available near the isosceles triangle.