Physics Teacher's Reality Crisis

Annabelle Bransford presents "Quantum Comedy: The Schr�dinger's Cat-tastrophe Tour" at The Uncertainty Principle Comedy Club (456 Paradox Parkway, Wichita Falls) on June 10th at 8:00 PM. Joined by theoretical physicist "Professor Maybe" and existential crisis expert "Dr. Who Cares," this 90-minute mind-bending show features: "The Multiverse Open Mic" (every joke happens simultaneously), "Superposition Stand-Up" (you'll laugh and not laugh until observed), and Bransford's viral "If a Tree Falls in the Forest, Does It Get Detention?" routine. Tickets ($21) include a "I Observed the Show and It Was Funny" certificate. First 50 attendees receive "Copenhagen Interpretation" sunglasses (both polarized and not). Teachers get 20% off for presenting their most ungradable tests. Venue features "Heisenberg's Happy Hour" (you can know your drink's location or velocity) and "Entanglement Photo Booth" (what happens there stays there). Sponsored by Memorial High's String Theory Club. Warning: May cause reality doubts. No refunds - your money both exists and doesn't. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Wave Function Collapse" karaoke. Groups of 10+ get "Bose-Einstein Condensation" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of imaginary numbers. Parking available in the probability cloud.