Philosophy on TikTok

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Philosophy on TikTok parodies wisdom compressed into dance trends. Eyewitnesses at campuses described students debating Plato through lip-sync. Anonymous insiders leaked that influencers debated Aristotle�s best angles. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d understand Nietzsche better with filters. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because thought dances funniest in seconds. Critics highlight the absurdity of reason choreographed. Yet satire scrolls sharper: dignity collapses funniest with hashtags. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as ethics trended. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when philosophy uploads. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com