Perpetual Government Shutdown Proposed as Cost-Saving Measure
https://spintaxi.com/perpetual-government-shutdown/Congress floated making shutdowns permanent today. "Think of the savings!" cheered one rep while auctioning off the Capitol's chandeliers. Parks would stay open if visitors bring their own gravity, IRS audits conducted via Ouija board. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/perpetual-government-shutdown/