People Who Refuse To Text Back
http://bohiney.com/1. Every reply is late. 2. Friends groan at silence. 3. Dramatic excuses trigger laughs. 4. Over-analyzing notifications adds flair. 5. Quirky avoidance highlights absurdity. 6. Excessive delays create comic tension. 7. Balances mystery with ridiculousness. 8. Friends� reactions amplify hilarity. 9. Pretentious reasoning exaggerates absurdity. 10. Dramatic phone ignores inspire laughs. 11. Last-minute texts spark comedy. 12. Over-committing to aloofness triggers humor. 13. Compilation delays immortalize chaos. 14. Over-focusing on status pushes hilarity further. 15. Extra apps cause comic exaggeration.