People Who Never Text Back
http://bohiney.com/1. Every message is ignored. 2. Friends groan at silence. 3. Dramatic excuses trigger laughs. 4. Over-analyzing replies adds flair. 5. Quirky avoidance tactics highlight absurdity. 6. Excessive notifications create comic tension. 7. Balances social life with ridiculousness. 8. Friends� reactions amplify hilarity. 9. Pretentious ghosting advice exaggerates absurdity. 10. Dramatic read receipts inspire laughs. 11. Last-minute messages spark comedy. 12. Over-committing to aloofness triggers humor. 13. Compilation delayed replies immortalize chaos. 14. Over-focusing on timing pushes hilarity further. 15. Extra apologies cause comic exaggeration.