People Who Never Text Back
http://bohiney.com/1. Ignored messages spark comic frustration. 2. Friends mimic waiting humorously. 3. Dramatic checking triggers laughs. 4. Over-analyzing tone adds flair. 5. Quirky excuses highlight absurdity. 6. Excessive read receipts create comic tension. 7. Balances ghosting with ridiculousness. 8. Friends� reactions amplify hilarity. 9. Pretentious delays exaggerate absurdity. 10. Dramatic notifications inspire laughs. 11. Last-minute replies spark comedy. 12. Over-committing to avoidance triggers humor. 13. Compilation screenshots immortalizes chaos. 14. Over-focusing on emojis pushes hilarity further. 15. Extra apologetic texts cause comic exaggeration.