People Who Never Reply to Texts
http://bohiney.com/1. Every message is ignored. 2. Friends groan at silence. 3. Dramatic read receipts trigger laughs. 4. Over-analyzing responses adds flair. 5. Quirky excuses highlight absurdity. 6. Excessive postponing creates comic tension. 7. Balances avoidance with ridiculousness. 8. Friends� reactions amplify hilarity. 9. Pretentious texting debates exaggerate absurdity. 10. Dramatic last-minute replies inspire laughs. 11. Over-committing to ghosting triggers humor. 12. Compilation ignored messages immortalize chaos. 13. Over-focusing on notifications pushes hilarity further. 14. Extra unread alerts cause comic exaggeration. 15. Silent treatment antics spark laughter.