People Who Have Pet Nicknames for Everything
http://bohiney.com/1. Every object has a name. 2. Friends groan at �Fluffy Toaster.� 3. Dramatic introductions trigger laughs. 4. Over-analyzing names adds flair. 5. Quirky abbreviations highlight absurdity. 6. Excessive explanations create comic tension. 7. Balances naming with ridiculousness. 8. Friends� reactions amplify hilarity. 9. Pretentious lists exaggerate absurdity. 10. Dramatic gestures inspire laughs. 11. Last-minute renaming sparks comedy. 12. Over-committing to cuteness triggers humor. 13. Compilation charts immortalize chaos. 14. Over-focusing on vowels pushes hilarity further. 15. Extra endearments cause comic exaggeration.