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Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.

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- 92% of the 53 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.

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- 92% of the 7,159 user reviews for this game are positive.

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Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges. Story Mode Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion. He'll need some help along the way. He's wobbly, he's soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do. Key Features Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world. Traditional and Party Modes: Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up. Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind!

Minimum: OS: Windows 7 or later Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster Memory: 4 GB RAM Storage: 500 MB available space Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play

Minimum: OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or later Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster Memory: 4 GB RAM Storage: 500 MB available space Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play

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“Genital Jousting is crude, for certain, but it showcases how imaginative and creative gaming can truly be.” Destructoid “Genital Jousting is a pleasurable and girthy package with loads of fun mini-games to play with your friends that includes a short, funny yet impactful story mode that dares to touch on subjects other games won’t that will surely arouse some controversy. No need to beat around the bush, this one is rock solid.” CGM “You may think that a game named Genital Jousting is going to be packed with toilet humour and dick puns. Well, you’d be exactly right — but it’s got a lot more comical girth than you’d expect.” GameSpew
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And the game, Genital Jousting, is leaving Early Access on January 18.
By
Eddie Makuch
on January 16, 2018 at 4:18PM PST
Genital Jousting , a multiplayer party game where you control a detached, flaccid penis complete with testicles and an anus, is now available in Australia and New Zealand.
The game first penetrated the United States and other parts of the world back in November 2016. However, Devolver Digital was worried that it might not clear Australia's ratings board, so it did not submit the game for a rating, according to Kotaku . Interestingly, the game does not appear in Australia's Classification Board database currently .

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You can buy Genital Jousting right now on Steam Early Access for $5 . It has a rock-hard 91 percent user rating after more than 2,700 reviews. The game will leave Early Access on January 18, at which time the price will rise to $7.
Genital Jousting includes a number of mini-games along with a story mode called "The Story of John." You play as John, a penis who is looking to find a date to take to his high school reunion. "He's wobbly, he's soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity," reads a line from the official description. "And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do."
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