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My boyfriend and I are driving back from a weekend at home with my parents when he asks me the golden question, and although urinating on someone hasn’t ever been locked away in my secret fantasies vault, I approach the topic with the same philosophy I usually do when confronted with new sexual experiences: Why not?
“Sure I could pee on you, honey,” I reply. “Do you want to pee on me?”
“Yeah, I’d like to see what it’s like .”
So we’re going to pee on each other, that much is settled, and after a little more conversation the additional details are worked out. We’ll do it in the shower as soon as we get home and faces/mouths/etc. are absolutely off-limits. Besides being a little antsy because I already have to go potty badly and Toronto is still half an hour off, I’m satisfied with the plan. When we turn into our driveway I’m excited salvation is near and apparently, so is my boyfriend.
“Guess what?” he asks me excitedly.
“What?”
“I have an erection.”
“From thinking about the peeing thing?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s exciting.”
“It is, but it could be a problem. I don’t know if I can pee with an erection.”
“Well then I better go first. Maybe then you’ll lose your erection.”
“Or maybe it will get bigger.”
“Well, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.” I tell him wisely as I hop out of the car, grab my bags from the trunk and hightail it inside. As soon as the bathroom is in sight the urge to relieve my bladder gets all the more violent and I start whipping off clothes like they’re on fire.
“Wait – wait!” my boyfriend protests, running in behind me as I hop out of my pants, “You look sexy! Can you get undressed slower, so I can enjoy it?”
“Only if you want me to pee on the floor and not on your face!” I yell as I skittle into the bathroom and turn on the shower. “Now get in here STAT!”
He tears off his clothes without protest and leaps into the shower. “EYYYOW IT’S TOO HOT!”
I feel the temperature. “No it’s not.” I rebuke.
“It is! It’s ridiculously hot. THIS is why you’re always complaining about having chapped skin.”
“Really? But I moisturize after showers…”
“Yeah with that horrible lotion from, like, the dollar store.”
“Hey, that stuff is classy! It’s from Shoppers Drug Mart!”
“Fine, whatever, never mind, JUST GET IN HERE AND PISS ON ME!”
He lies down on the shower floor and I step in and position myself above him. I don’t even ask if he’s ready before I let er’ rip! I produce a steady stream of pee that continues for at least ten seconds (I really had to go), and also consists of no less then two farts that accidentally eek out. Oops.
“Sorry about the farts,” I tell my boyfriend. “They just kinda came out.”
“That’s okay.”
“So – did you like it?”
“Yeah, I kinda did. It was – it was – such a thick stream.” He tells me observantly.
“Umm, well thank you,” I reply, “I drink a lot of water.”
Now it’s his turn to do business on me so we carefully switch positions. Miraculously he’s able to squeeze the pee out, despite his slight erection (and we both give out a little whoop to celebrate). But truth be told, as soon as the warm stream hits my belly I know this isn’t for me. Trying to suck it up anyway (after all, I FARTED on him), I make an expression on my face that I hope looks like a seductive smile. But as usual he catches my fake and asks me what’s wrong.
“I don’t like it.” I say, standing up abruptly mid-stream. He’s now peeing on my leg.
“No? How come?”
“Just not my cup of tea. And it smells funny.” I add.
“Oh, well that’s okay. I guess if we want to do it again you could just pee on me from now on.”
“That sounds like a good plan.”
He’s finally done his business. “ Want to have sex now? ” He asks.
We try to have sex, but either we’re too big or our shower is too small (I prefer to blame the shower) so we can’t get into any good positions . We simply proceed to fight over the soap and shampoo while trying not to elbow one another in the face. Ah, amour.
Lesson learned: Golden showers can be nice, but they’re not for everyone. If you’re the least bit curious DO try this at home and report back. Special note: I recommend trying both the pee-ee and the pee-er position to identify which you like best.
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Brazilian leader Jair Bolsonaro has sparked outrage by sharing a sexually-charged video on Twitter capturing the country’s Carnival celebration.
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has sparked outrage by sharing a video on Twitter that shows one man urinating on the head of another man during a Carnival party.
Mr Bolsonaro made the post on Tuesday night criticising the freewheeling celebrations of Carnival, which many Brazilian conservatives like himself detest as heathen and immoral.
The far-right president was one of the main targets of revellers’ mockery during this week’s Carnival, a time when samba schools and organisers of thousands of street parties traditionally take politicians to task.
Mr Bolsonaro’s post — which has since been taken down — included video of a Sao Paulo street party in which a man wearing a jockstrap touches himself sexually then lowers his head while another man urinates on him.
Mr Bolsonaro wrote, “I feel uncomfortable showing it, but we have to expose the truth for the population to know and always make its priorities.”
“This is what many street parties in Brazil’s Carnival have become. Comment and draw your conclusions,” he added.
The tweet quickly garnered tens of thousands of comments, many sharply critical of the post.
“You need medical help urgently,” tweeted journalist Fabio Pannunzio, who said his six-year-old granddaughter and other children saw the post.
Some jurists argued that posting what amounted to a pornographic video was a violation of presidential rules of decorum, saying it could prompt an impeachment petition.
Others jumped in to defend Mr Bolsonaro, arguing children shouldn’t be allowed on Twitter anyway and the President was just showing how debased Carnival celebrations had become.
“The left that shows butts and breasts in the streets, that uses religious symbols for profane acts in the public square, that supports expositions with naked adults for children to touch are now ‘shocked’ by the video shared by the president,” tweeted Joice Hasselmann, a leading congresswoman in Mr Bolsonaro’s party.
Some users said they were reporting the Brazilian President’s post for allegedly violating Twitter’s rules, but the post remained in Mr Bolsonaro’s timeline on Wednesday afternoon.
Twitter did not immediately respond to a request for comment on Wednesday. The tweets underscored one of the tactics that helped get Mr Bolsonaro elected: stoking cultural wars.
As a congressman for 28 years, Mr Bolsonaro frequently made disparaging comments about gays, women, indigenous groups and blacks. While such comments always draw sharp criticism, they also garner Mr Bolsonaro attention and feed his narrative as being somebody unencumbered by political correctness.
On Wednesday morning, Mr Bolsonaro posted another tweet that seemed to taunt his critics: “What is a golden shower?” he wrote.
By Wednesday afternoon, revellers were seen carrying shower heads with yellow paper hanging from them.
Brazil’s Carnival is famed for an anything-goes atmosphere, and Sao Paulo alone had more than 500 street parties, called “blocos,” during Carnival. Many such parties nationwide involve heavy drinking, dancing and people in scant clothing. This year’s edition has taken particular aim at Mr Bolsonaro, his three sons, all politicians, and others in his administration.
At Rio’s sambadrome, the anti-Bolsonaro chant “Ele nao”, or “Not him”, was heard several times during the parades of the major samba schools on Sunday and Monday nights.
Multiple street parties also had songs against Mr Bolsonaro, including one that called him a “vigilante.” In the northeastern city of Olinda, a giant puppet of the President was booed and stoned.
Mauricio Santoro, a political-science professor at the State University of Rio de Janeiro, said such intense roasting of the president usually doesn’t happen so soon after being elected.
“There is usually a honeymoon period the first year,” Prof Santoro said, adding he considered Mr Bolsonaro’s method of pushing back a “disaster”. “Even in an atmosphere of aggressive tweets, such as by US President Donald Trump, this was a different level,” Prof Santoro said. “It’s hard to imagine another president doing this.”
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Brazilian leader Jair Bolsonaro has sparked outrage by sharing a sexually-charged video on Twitter capturing the country’s Carnival celebration.
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has sparked outrage by sharing a video on Twitter that shows one man urinating on the head of another man during a Carnival party.
Mr Bolsonaro made the post on Tuesday night criticising the freewheeling celebrations of Carnival, which many Brazilian conservatives like himself detest as heathen and immoral.
The far-right president was one of the main targets of revellers’ mockery during this week’s Carnival, a time when samba schools and organisers of thousands of street parties traditionally take politicians to task.
Mr Bolsonaro’s post — which has since been taken down — included video of a Sao Paulo street party in which a man wearing a jockstrap touches himself sexually then lowers his head while another man urinates on him.
Mr Bolsonaro wrote, “I feel uncomfortable showing it, but we have to expose the truth for the population to know and always make its priorities.”
“This is what many street parties in Brazil’s Carnival have become. Comment and draw your conclusions,” he added.
The tweet quickly garnered tens of thousands of comments, many sharply critical of the post.
“You need medical help urgently,” tweeted journalist Fabio Pannunzio, who said his six-year-old granddaughter and other children saw the post.
Some jurists argued that posting what amounted to a pornographic video was a violation of presidential rules of decorum, saying it could prompt an impeachment petition.
Others jumped in to defend Mr Bolsonaro, arguing children shouldn’t be allowed on Twitter anyway and the President was just showing how debased Carnival celebrations had become.
“The left that shows butts and breasts in the streets, that uses religious symbols for profane acts in the public square, that supports expositions with naked adults for children to touch are now ‘shocked’ by the video shared by the president,” tweeted Joice Hasselmann, a leading congresswoman in Mr Bolsonaro’s party.
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Twitter did not immediately respond to a request for comment on Wednesday. The tweets underscored one of the tactics that helped get Mr Bolsonaro elected: stoking cultural wars.
As a congressman for 28 years, Mr Bolsonaro frequently made disparaging comments about gays, women, indigenous groups and blacks. While such comments always draw sharp criticism, they also garner Mr Bolsonaro attention and feed his narrative as being somebody unencumbered by political correctness.
On Wednesday morning, Mr Bolsonaro posted another tweet that seemed to taunt his critics: “What is a golden shower?” he wrote.
By Wednesday afternoon, revellers were seen carrying shower heads with yellow paper hanging from them.
Brazil’s Carnival is famed for an anything-goes atmosphere, and Sao Paulo alone had more than 500 street parties, called “blocos,” during Carnival. Many such parties nationwide involve heavy drinking, dancing and people in scant clothing. This year’s edition has taken particular aim at Mr Bolsonaro, his three sons, all politicians, and others in his administration.
At Rio’s sambadrome, the anti-Bolsonaro chant “Ele nao”, or “Not him”, was heard several times during the parades of the major samba schools on Sunday and Monday nights.
Multiple street parties also had songs against Mr Bolsonaro, including one that called him a “vigilante.” In the northeastern city of Olinda, a giant puppet of the President was booed and stoned.
Mauricio Santoro, a political-science professor at the State University of Rio de Janeiro, said such intense roasting of the president usually doesn’t happen so soon after being elected.
“There is usually a honeymoon period the first year,” Prof Santoro said, adding he considered Mr Bolsonaro’s method of pushing back a “disaster”. “Even in an atmosphere of aggressive tweets, such as by US President Donald Trump, this was a different level,” Prof Santoro said. “It’s hard to imagine another president doing this.”
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The man who imprisoned his family for 17 years, was known to locals as ‘DJ’ – as he’d blast music to cover their screams.
A city of millions a few hours flying time from the US has seen so many killings just this month one person dies on average every 68 minutes.
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