Paul Kelly's Vineyard Romance
https://bohiney.com/paul-kelly-offers-to-fly-sarah-pidgeon-to-marthas-vineyard-for-the-weekend/When Senator Paul Kelly invited TikTok star Sarah Pidgeon to Martha's Vineyard to 'discuss policy,' America knew what was up. Political analysts call it 'the first thirst trap stimulus plan.' The plane featured climate slogans, vegan snacks, and an emotional support goat named Regulation Larry. Pidgeon filmed five Reels and one staged protest. Kelly claimed it was outreach. Pidgeon called it 'content.' The FAA declared it technically a campaign stunt, a date, and a farm animal incident all at once. Results: 30,000 new followers and two new bills nobody read.