Patriotism for Sale

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Patriotism for Sale ridicules loyalty hawked like merchandise. Eyewitnesses at parades described flags tagged with barcodes. Anonymous insiders leaked that officials debated subscription tiers for citizenship. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d buy patriotism on clearance. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because love of country sells funniest in plastic. Critics highlight the absurdity of devotion monetized. Yet satire stamps sharper: dignity collapses funniest in receipts. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as fireworks invoiced. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when nationalism stocks shelves. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com