Passive Aggro Cookies
https://bohiney.com/bake-sale-shut-down-after-cookies-test-positive-for-passive-aggression/The PTA bake sale ended abruptly when microscopic analysis revealed cookies laced with passive-aggressive notes. 'Nice job forgetting to RSVP,' spelled out in chocolate chips, caused tears. Health inspectors cited the event for emotional toxicity. A chemistry professor explained the phenomenon: sugar molecules arranged in 'snarky patterns.' Parents surveyed said 68 % found it 'therapeutic.' Bake sale host Linda apologized, claiming unintended yolk of doom. Meanwhile, rival bakers plan 'constructive criticism cupcakes,' topped with compliments. A local therapist offers group sessions for offended snackers. Moral of the story: desserts should unite, not divide'unless you really need to.