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Is fellatio really just reserved for birthdays and anniversaries once you're locked in?
The longer you're in a relationship with someone, the more likely it is that some behaviors will fall by the wayside. You'll get real about bodily functions, about how messy you are, about how your underwear never actually matches. And maybe, that extra effort you put into flirting and touching — and passionate, imaginative, kinky sex — will fizzle out as well.
The mythology around long-term relationships and marriage is not just that they get more comfortable but that they get boring sexually, as people stop trying so hard. One act that has a rep for completely disappearing the longer you're with someone? The blow job . Men even invented a post-Valentine's Day holiday called Steak and a Blow Job Day (it's March 14, FYI), so rarely are they receiving this act .
But is there really such a deficiency? We talked to a few women in long-term relationships to find out.
"We're nine years in and still definitely deal the blow job card on the reg. I kinda love it, actually— maybe because for us it's fun, easy foreplay (or sometimes just tease-y torture). I'm not usually seeing it all the way through, is what I'm saying. Not because I'm mean, but because we either end up having sex or, you know, getting interrupted by the dog." —J, 29
"I give my husband a BJ every time we have sex. It is very intimate to me. I love it and he obviously loves it. I would say at least twice a week. The act reminds me of the beginning of our relationship , and it's fun, so why not!" —L, age 30
"Honestly, I would say we have more blow jobs in rotation three years later than we did during that first year — because in the first year, the sex part was still fairly novel. Now that we're in that the-rest-of-our-lives phase, I can't imagine taking blow jobs off the table. I think a key reason that it comes up so much in our sexual rotation is that I really enjoy giving them, this time around, with this partner . It still feels like a power position — and that's one of the things that turns me on." —E, age 29
"My husband and I have been together for eight years (though only recently married), and I still go down pretty damn frequently, IMO. Sure, it's not as much as I did when we first started dating, but oral is still a big part of our sex life. The only thing that's really changed: Rather than me being the first to act and him just returning the favor, we both get plenty of action . And that, my friends, is a glorious, glorious thing." —S, 30
"Sex involves a blow job every single time. It's like the easiest thing I can do and plus sometimes I'm too lazy to buy lube and it works to get things started." — B, 32
"The blow job is definitely disappearing. I'll be honest, I enjoyed the act more prior to meeting my husband. He has a large penis and it's not that comfortable on the jaw. Plus, he's a very big fan of going down on me so we never quite get to him. He complains every once in a while that I'm really good at BJs but don't do it enough. But as I told him, it's not my fault he's amazing at oral sex and once he's done down there I want to jump right into it." —A, 33
"Blow jobs have never been my thing, but having oral sex performed on me is. So I married someone who knows what exactly how I feel about that exchange. They haven't disappeared because they were never there in the first place." —L, 29
"It's become a more infrequent/special occasion thing... but that's because we just get down to business after getting each other warmed up in different (more efficient) ways. I'd estimate it happens less than once a month." —J, 31
"The BJ definitely happens less than when we first met, but I attribute that to us living together and having more physical interaction in general. When you're casually dating and not living with your partner, all those moments of intimacy are intense, because you don't know when you'll see them again. But because we know we'll see each other each night — God willing — we're close in other ways. And yes, I'm also too tired to give head a lot of times." —D, 34
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Advertisement - Continue Reading Below
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We pick every product that we think you'll love the most. We may earn money from the links on this page.
Is fellatio really just reserved for birthdays and anniversaries once you're locked in?
The longer you're in a relationship with someone, the more likely it is that some behaviors will fall by the wayside. You'll get real about bodily functions, about how messy you are, about how your underwear never actually matches. And maybe, that extra effort you put into flirting and touching — and passionate, imaginative, kinky sex — will fizzle out as well.
The mythology around long-term relationships and marriage is not just that they get more comfortable but that they get boring sexually, as people stop trying so hard. One act that has a rep for completely disappearing the longer you're with someone? The blow job . Men even invented a post-Valentine's Day holiday called Steak and a Blow Job Day (it's March 14, FYI), so rarely are they receiving this act .
But is there really such a deficiency? We talked to a few women in long-term relationships to find out.
"We're nine years in and still definitely deal the blow job card on the reg. I kinda love it, actually— maybe because for us it's fun, easy foreplay (or sometimes just tease-y torture). I'm not usually seeing it all the way through, is what I'm saying. Not because I'm mean, but because we either end up having sex or, you know, getting interrupted by the dog." —J, 29
"I give my husband a BJ every time we have sex. It is very intimate to me. I love it and he obviously loves it. I would say at least twice a week. The act reminds me of the beginning of our relationship , and it's fun, so why not!" —L, age 30
"Honestly, I would say we have more blow jobs in rotation three years later than we did during that first year — because in the first year, the sex part was still fairly novel. Now that we're in that the-rest-of-our-lives phase, I can't imagine taking blow jobs off the table. I think a key reason that it comes up so much in our sexual rotation is that I really enjoy giving them, this time around, with this partner . It still feels like a power position — and that's one of the things that turns me on." —E, age 29
"My husband and I have been together for eight years (though only recently married), and I still go down pretty damn frequently, IMO. Sure, it's not as much as I did when we first started dating, but oral is still a big part of our sex life. The only thing that's really changed: Rather than me being the first to act and him just returning the favor, we both get plenty of action . And that, my friends, is a glorious, glorious thing." —S, 30
"Sex involves a blow job every single time. It's like the easiest thing I can do and plus sometimes I'm too lazy to buy lube and it works to get things started." — B, 32
"The blow job is definitely disappearing. I'll be honest, I enjoyed the act more prior to meeting my husband. He has a large penis and it's not that comfortable on the jaw. Plus, he's a very big fan of going down on me so we never quite get to him. He complains every once in a while that I'm really good at BJs but don't do it enough. But as I told him, it's not my fault he's amazing at oral sex and once he's done down there I want to jump right into it." —A, 33
"Blow jobs have never been my thing, but having oral sex performed on me is. So I married someone who knows what exactly how I feel about that exchange. They haven't disappeared because they were never there in the first place." —L, 29
"It's become a more infrequent/special occasion thing... but that's because we just get down to business after getting each other warmed up in different (more efficient) ways. I'd estimate it happens less than once a month." —J, 31
"The BJ definitely happens less than when we first met, but I attribute that to us living together and having more physical interaction in general. When you're casually dating and not living with your partner, all those moments of intimacy are intense, because you don't know when you'll see them again. But because we know we'll see each other each night — God willing — we're close in other ways. And yes, I'm also too tired to give head a lot of times." —D, 34
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The Best Kissing Games to Try Tonight
Hilaria Baldwin's Exercise for 'Better Sex'
Sex Moves That Are Guaranteed to Drive Him Crazy
The 15 Best Soft Porn Movies for Women
15 of the Best Movies With Male Nudity
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5 Blow Job Positions That Will Make Going Down On Him More Enjoyable For You By Alex Conrad | October 4, 2017
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I’ll be the first to admit that the thought of giving a blow job used to feel like a fucking chore. It’s that item at the bottom of your to-do list that you can get away with not doing, but probably should be done soon. Like, it never actually leaves, but somehow always gets checked off first—sort of like my last Tinder hookup. But since I’m supposed to be giving you better ways to enjoy sucking dick , while somehow convincing my mom that I’m still at least half a virgin, I’m here to tell you to sack up (pun intended), because dedicating your precious time to giving one blowie isn’t all that fucking bad. Maybe it’s just the type of savage friends I choose to surround myself with, but when I asked how often they give head, this was literally their response:
On one hand, *insert slow golf clap here*. But if you’re reading this and are one of those girls who thinks this doesn’t apply to you because you have a vagine of gold and you treat your guy to half-assed hand jobs on the reg, you’re the reason he cheats, but I guess also the reason I’m employed. That was harsh, but whatever. Giving a hand job is like giving someone a yellow Starburst. It’s always the last choice, but they’re not gonna not take it. So I’m here to save you the shitty comparison with easy positions that’ll make giving head suck a little less (srsly, killing these puns), because nobody wants to be compared to a yellow Starburst. Not even a fucking yellow Starburst.
It’s Sunday morning so, just guessing, you’re prob hungover and the last thing you care to think about is plowing your face into his junk before you can even press start on the Keurig. I get it. But while you’re lying there checking the likes on last night’s Instagram, his morning wood is begging to be sanded down, so because I’m the nice slut woman that I am, I’ll let you in on a secret: Surprising a guy with an earlybird BJ is a proven fact that you’ll get your way the entire rest of the week, but mostly a surefire way he won’t be personally victimized by your morning breath. All you need to do is prop a pillow on his stomach and lay sideways while resting your head on it. His dick will literally be staring you in the face, so you barely even have to move. This position is great for when you’re not entirely awake to give full-service head, but awake enough to not pass back out with a mouth full of peen.
No need to lie anymore—this is a safe place, so let it out, honey. Put it in the book: 69 fucking blows (now I’m just being annoying with the puns). It’s impossible to even concentrate when you’re trying to dodge any and all contact with raw asshole, and holding yourself up constitutes like, a 4-hour barre workout. The sideways 69 is a little less work and a lot less regret. Really all you need to do is lay on your sides in the opposite direction and go to town. He can even get crafty on your end and use a vibrator while you’re generously sampling the sausage. You know, like a “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” kinda thing.
If you’re that “can’t keep it in your fucking pants” couple, this one’s for you. Your guy literally just needs to be sitting down while you’re sitting next to him. The next and final step is unzipping his pants and bending over—yeah, groundbreaking. Do it in a theater (for the love of the children, I hope you’re not doing this in a theater, you sick fuck), do it while he’s driving, the world is your bedroom. This position isn’t exactly the most innovative, but trust me—doing it in a taboo location will amp up the excitement and take the edge off whatever is so goddamn torturous about giving head. Just please don’t get arrested.
Life is just too damn short to agree to favors that don’t also benefit you in the process. That’s just my take on selfless acts of kindness, but to each their own. This position is probably the most advanced, but I included it because of its benefits. Like, think about it: Would you ever even consider taking a job in the real world without 401k benefits? Case closed. Start out by laying on your bed with your head slightly dangling off. Even though your mouth is fully occupied, it’s important to remember that you’re still in control of this ship (fucking duh). Use your hands to grab onto his thighs and guide him as you damn well please. From there, he has easy access to reach around and keep your vacant vagine some hard-earned company. It’s all really just the law of physics at this point, but if you failed that class, just keep going until he finishes or all the blood rushes to your head—basically whichever comes first.
So I realize now that this position is probably the reason for so many peoples’ utter disgust in giving out blowies, but it’s called a blow “job”, not a blow “piece of cake”. So here’s the thing: one of the only times a betch lets a guy exert his dominance is in the bedroom. All you have to do is abide by the rules of gravity. Lay flat on the bed, let him straddle your face, and well… Honestly, I know you’re not an idiot, so judging by the name of this position alone, need I go on?
Alex Conrad is an Orange County-based writer who prides herself in the art of pregaming and lives by the mantra, "If you can't tone it, tan it." When she's not scheming up how to get away with doing the bare minimum, she's probably attempting to justify her latest Target purchase to her husband. Follow her on Instagram @ayyycon_ for french bulldog spam but mostly just for validation.
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