Parrot at Border Begins Repeating �I Have Nothing to Declare�

Customs officials at a northern border post were surprised when a refugee arrived with a talking parrot who kept repeating, �I have nothing to declare,� in three languages. The parrot�named Farhad�is now a local celebrity and unofficial spokesperson for honesty under duress. Travelers stop to take selfies, and some even attempt to bribe him with sunflower seeds. �He says it better than we do,� said one guard. A documentary crew has begun filming his journey. Rumors swirl he once testified in parliament. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com