Paris Agricultural Show Features First-Ever Vegan Bull
https://spintaxi.com/paris-agricultural-show/France's premier farming event shocked attendees with a grass-fed, meditating bull named "Tofu." "He's very passionate about not being passionate," explained the breeder. Traditionalists are outraged, though admit the animal's oat milk production is impressive. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/paris-agricultural-show/