Parents Fuck In His Bedroom

Parents Fuck In His Bedroom
“Daddy is keeping me warm”: Parents caught making love by their children use these "sexcuses"
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SEXCUSES - WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOUR KID CATCHES YOU HAVING SEX
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The revealing study of 2,000 mums and dads shows one in five have been embarrassed after their child has walked in while they were enjoying an intimate clinch
“We were tickling each other”, “It’s a game adults play when trying to get to sleep” and “Daddy is keeping me warm” are among the weird and wonderful 'sexcuses’ parents use after being caught in the act by their children.
The revealing study of 2,000 mums and dads shows one in five have been embarrassed after their child has walked in while they were enjoying an intimate clinch.
But according to the data, quick-thinking parents are adept at story-telling to cover up the matter in hand.
Other bizarre excuses include “We were searching for something under the duvet” or “We were play fighting”.
''We were playing bouncy castles”, “We’re wrestling together” and “I’m jumping on daddy’s belly” have also been utilised.
The study also found parents who can't think fast enough often find other ways to exit the situation with one respondent admitting they quickly rolled off the side of the bed and hid underneath to prevent his little one seeing him naked.
Siobhan Freegard, founder of ChannelMum.com , which carried out the research via OnePoll.com said: “Trying to snatch a few moments of ‘together time’ can be really tough when you’re a parent - so every mum and dad needs a ready-made list of ‘sexcuses’.
“While young children will happily believe even some of the more outlandish sexcuses, older tweens and teens are much more likely to rumble that you’re lying, so consider a simple lock on your door instead of having to get caught out lying.”
One inventive parent had to claim to be “jogging on the spot” when their daughter asked why they sounded so out of breath.
While another said he was “trying to lift something heavy” after his son called through the wall to ask what the noise was.
Luckily many parents polled have been caught in the act while under the covers – in which case a quick ‘uncoupling’ and discreet pretence that nothing was happening seemed to do the trick.
Unsurprisingly, the most common reaction from parents at being caught was immediate embarrassment (61 per cent), followed by general awkwardness (40 per cent).
And although just under half of parents initially shouted at the child for walking in on them, this was largely due to shock and disappointment at being exposed rather than being angry at them.
Six in 10 mums and dads chose to let their child come to their own conclusion about what they had seen rather than addressing the subject head on – and seven in 10 admitted they just wanted to pretend the whole incident never happened.
The good news for parents is that only a fifth of kids seemed upset by what they had seen, and two thirds were able to pretend they were doing something else.
Just 27 per cent confessed all straight away and told the child they were having sex.
And now, three quarters of parents admit to taking precautions to prevent further embarrassment in the future – by having sex when the children are asleep, having a lock on the bedroom door and saving intimate activities until they are at a friend’s house.
TOP 10 MOST COMMON ‘SEXCUSES’ 1. Cuddling 2. Play fighting 3. Tickling each other 4. Just moving in the bed 5. Trying to get out of bed 6. We were trying to make each other laugh 7. Playing a new sport 8. Having an argument 9. We were searching for magical treasure 10. We were playing horsey
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You’ve decided to co-sleep with your baby, but you don’t want to miss out on sexy time. Learn creative tips from veteran co-sleeping parents on how to keep the spark alive.
What’s the biggest question that the general public has about co-sleeping? Next to safety, it’s… you guessed it… S-E-X. If your kids are in the bed with you, what exactly is going on with your sex life? Does your sex life take an immediate nose dive? Does it stop completely? Do you have sex in the same room with the kids? Ewww!
OK people, don’t get your panties in a bunch. The truth is, co-sleeping does affect your sex life. But only because it requires that you get a little more creative in the bedroom. And I’d bet Fifty Shades of Grey that more creativity in the bedroom is something every couple would enjoy.
In my personal experience with having a family bed , co-sleeping has been nothing but positive for our sex life. Sure, the bedroom is often off limits, but since when is the bedroom the only place you can have fun? In fact, by keeping the bedroom virgin territory, it requires that we have to use a little extra imagination, which has been a real benefit after having kids. Without that extra push, it could be so easy to let things dwindle into monotony. But take the bedroom away and you’ve got a whole house to explore for romantic potential.
Whether you co-sleep or not, the transition to parenthood itself is often the biggest change to a couple’s sex life. Before kids, figuring out when and where to have some adult-only time was a no-brainer. Now, fun time is often no more than 22 minutes long and afterwards we have to throw props to Dora the Explorer or Bob the Builder for being so dang entertaining.
The greatest challenge in keeping the spice alive in your marriage is not where you sleep together, but how to build and maintain intimacy when the idea of a three-hour nap seriously rivals, well… you know. Being over-tired and overwhelmed are often way more serious issues in a couple’s post-baby sex life than where to make the romance happen.
Want to add some sizzle back into sexy time? Say goodbye to spontaneity and say hello to your day planner. Don’t wait for the right moment to strike. Sneaking in sex with a baby around can be as complicated as college math. Do yourself a favor and schedule some adult-only time into your week. Whether you need to hire a babysitter, beef up your supply of Dora videos or just take more advantage of naptime nookie, prioritizing your sex life is always a plus.
Jenna and Steven, co-sleeping parents, share their secrets: “After the baby is asleep, we send flirty texts to each other to get the romance going. Even if we only have time for a quickie, we cherish the time we have to be alone together and our intimate relationship is not the least bit challenged. If anything, it’s hotter and more exciting than ever.”
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You’ve decided to co-sleep with your baby, but you don’t want to miss out on sexy time. Learn creative tips from veteran co-sleeping parents on how to keep the spark alive.
What’s the biggest question that the general public has about co-sleeping? Next to safety, it’s… you guessed it… S-E-X. If your kids are in the bed with you, what exactly is going on with your sex life? Does your sex life take an immediate nose dive? Does it stop completely? Do you have sex in the same room with the kids? Ewww!
OK people, don’t get your panties in a bunch. The truth is, co-sleeping does affect your sex life. But only because it requires that you get a little more creative in the bedroom. And I’d bet Fifty Shades of Grey that more creativity in the bedroom is something every couple would enjoy.
In my personal experience with having a family bed , co-sleeping has been nothing but positive for our sex life. Sure, the bedroom is often off limits, but since when is the bedroom the only place you can have fun? In fact, by keeping the bedroom virgin territory, it requires that we have to use a little extra imagination, which has been a real benefit after having kids. Without that extra push, it could be so easy to let things dwindle into monotony. But take the bedroom away and you’ve got a whole house to explore for romantic potential.
Whether you co-sleep or not, the transition to parenthood itself is often the biggest change to a couple’s sex life. Before kids, figuring out when and where to have some adult-only time was a no-brainer. Now, fun time is often no more than 22 minutes long and afterwards we have to throw props to Dora the Explorer or Bob the Builder for being so dang entertaining.
The greatest challenge in keeping the spice alive in your marriage is not where you sleep together, but how to build and maintain intimacy when the idea of a three-hour nap seriously rivals, well… you know. Being over-tired and overwhelmed are often way more serious issues in a couple’s post-baby sex life than where to make the romance happen.
Want to add some sizzle back into sexy time? Say goodbye to spontaneity and say hello to your day planner. Don’t wait for the right moment to strike. Sneaking in sex with a baby around can be as complicated as college math. Do yourself a favor and schedule some adult-only time into your week. Whether you need to hire a babysitter, beef up your supply of Dora videos or just take more advantage of naptime nookie, prioritizing your sex life is always a plus.
Jenna and Steven, co-sleeping parents, share their secrets: “After the baby is asleep, we send flirty texts to each other to get the romance going. Even if we only have time for a quickie, we cherish the time we have to be alone together and our intimate relationship is not the least bit challenged. If anything, it’s hotter and more exciting than ever.”
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