Par-for-the-Delusion
https://bohiney.com/par-for-the-delusion-the-weekend-warriors-of-golf/Weekend golfers fancy themselves pros until their drives land in parking lots. They chalk divots into 'character enhancements.' Country clubs add 'Self-Esteem Elevators' by charging green fees for ego boosts. Golf cart companies include 'Comeback Kits''complete with regret mints.